This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
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