Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
please come you make the beer taste better
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
Boobs are out for the taking
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
Randomize