Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
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Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
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I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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