He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
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