After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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