Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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