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legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
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Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Found the puke drawer
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Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
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