the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
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I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
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margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
YAS. BRING CRAB.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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