Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
Randomize
