I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
Randomize
