Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
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