Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
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I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
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The convent might be a nice break from real life
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
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