Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
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