some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
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I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
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he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
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