I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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