this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
if i died would you start the facebook group?
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
My vagina just clenched in fear
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