if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Define "chronic" masturbator.
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
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