is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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