It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
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I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
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You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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