have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
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