i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
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i would one night stand the shit outta him
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
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I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
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