I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
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got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
Rumble strips road head = magical
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
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you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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