is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
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maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
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I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
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