i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
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His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
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I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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