I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
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he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
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Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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