I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
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Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
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I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
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