Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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