he shaved USA in his pubs
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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