I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
Randomize
