so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
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Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
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library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
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