we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
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