I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
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i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
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We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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