he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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