found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
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Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
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Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
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What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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