It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
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