we have officially lost it.
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
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