I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
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It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
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TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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