when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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