That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
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doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
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The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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