It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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