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• (512): View more from Texas

  we're out of white wine, toilet paper and windex... too hard to explain via text

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• (561): View more from Florida

  I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter

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• (916): View more from California

  17 year olds will be the death of me.

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• (575): View more from New Mexico

  I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"

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  Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.

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  The pigeons can smell the fear

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  Wtf

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death

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• (520): View more from Arizona

  my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl

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• (502): View more from Kentucky

  So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.

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• (225): View more from Louisiana

  Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.

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• (917): View more from New York City

  I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.

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• (386): View more from Florida

  It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher

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  Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.

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• (204): View more from Manitoba

  Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.

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