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• (301): View more from Maryland

  i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.

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• (406): View more from Montana

  Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.

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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?

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• (647): View more from Ontario

  It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.

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• (858): View more from California

  Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?

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• (315): View more from New York

  My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.

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• (585): View more from New York

  Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.

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• (902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

  I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?

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• (253): View more from Washington

  Dude. I tried to hide my drunk wounds from my parents. Response: "we were young once" and "oh god, did I raise a drunk?"

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  You are beyond drunk wounds. You have drunk battle scars. A true veteran of the sidewalk

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• (502): View more from Kentucky

  You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.

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