I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
Barsexuality is the new black.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.