Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
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