I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
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found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
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Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
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