ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
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