She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
I CAN MOONWALK!
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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