ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
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you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
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Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
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