You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
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is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
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The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
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