Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
i dont even know how to be here
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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