why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
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