If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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