I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
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