Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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