You don't have asthma, your pregnant
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
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