You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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