i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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