At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
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